Monday, February 24, 2003
I had a vivid dream last night wherein my parents told me Mum's pregnant. Even in my dream I questioned how this could be, bearing in mind she's sixty in the autumn and had a hysterectomy ten years ago (Mum told me,'They sometimes don't work'...and I thought, 'That's vasectomies, surely?!').
Having consulted Dad in waking hours after finding the dream difficult to shrug off, I am assured, 'She's absolutely, definitely, most certainly, conclusively, positively, categorically NOT pregnant!'. Well, phew...
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Having consulted Dad in waking hours after finding the dream difficult to shrug off, I am assured, 'She's absolutely, definitely, most certainly, conclusively, positively, categorically NOT pregnant!'. Well, phew...
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